This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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