Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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