So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
