There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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