at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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