Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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