did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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