Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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