I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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