we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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