Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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