i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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