would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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