I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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