no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Still dying that you shit outside
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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