Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
