it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
did i just pee glitter
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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