I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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