Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I could fuck to npr.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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