i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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