weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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