i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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