Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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