So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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