and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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