rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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