East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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