mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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