Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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