Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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