A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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