I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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