Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Randomize
