when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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