No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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