Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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