I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She announced her abortion via fbk
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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