Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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