Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
