margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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