I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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