We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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