I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i dont even know how to be here
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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