So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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