I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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