Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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