I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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