i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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