And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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