Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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