Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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