But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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